You're a friendly person, with a big heart. Something of a care bear, except more ferocious...like Panthor from Heman really.
You like long walks on the beach, and the occasional dabble in hand to hand combat. You also conquered a bear with your own two hands and saved the life of 4 children...you're a hero, an aristocrat of awesome really.
It's people like you that make this world a better place, the kind of place where lamas run free, bee's fart pollen and the south eastern Mongolian salt shaker makers can make a profit.
If this is not the kind of person you are, you have trespassed on my property. This is the land of awesome, and I will not tolerate disobedience!
Good day.
