Aah...those days...the days when you have a moment of clarity. When your friends look at you while holding their beer and say..."that sounds stupid dude"
I'm a pretty retarded person when it comes to pursuing things that truly interest me. Not sure if it's the lack of motivation, or the realisation that I'm just poking at a bee hive I'm inevitably going to get stuck on my head.
Have you ever wanted to play an instrument, pick up a new language, learn how to draw like Todd McFarlane, or even Seth MAcFarlane for that matter? Well, me too buddy.
The point is, when ever I find myself inspired by someone, or something, I tend to do my excited puppy dance and run around like I'm trying to find something to piss on. I never sit still for a second, take in the scenery and then find something suitable to lay my claim against...no...I just run around thinking everything's great! Ooh, look at that shiny toy! Is that a cat I just saw through the window! I'm pretty sure I heard the biscuit tin open! Tennis ball!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!
No, as much as I hate the damn creatures, you need to be a cat when it comes to kicking as at hobbies. Even though an owner bought you, raised you since you were a kitty, threw your poop away, hit the dog for chasing you and introduced you to that fine cuisine cats know o so well...you're still a cat, and you'd probably face-five your master with your claw-paw if he ever did something that pissed you off. You're independent, and proud!
It sounds strange, but lately I've been thinking it's independence at the root of my hobby failure, and possibly faliure in other facets of life. Don't get me wrong,
failure's important, but sometimes we should forget the bullshit and people around us, sit back, relax and think what the hell "I" "actually" (that's right...double quote baby) enjoy doing.
Once you find things you think are interesting, turn it into a hobby. People stumble across hobbies and talents all the time, whether it's a friend who took you salsa dancing or your mom smacking your hands while you were playing chopstix on the piano like a Trex...you learn a lot, but you excel in things that you find personally relevant to where you are in life. Right now, I'd probably roundhouse kick someone if they tried to teach me about archeaology...funny...because when I was 12 I used to run around the garden wearing a crap hat whipping a piece of rope at everything I saw like I was Indiana "faster than a boulder" Jones.
Yip..."you grow out of it", "you get older" etc... My theory...you see and experience things that simply change your perspective of "cool". I still think Heman's cool, and my dad said "Son, if I told you to put your heman sheets back on your bed at 27, would you do it?"...Yes! Yes I would dad...because it's retro :)
Anyways...I digress...Jesus...digress is an understatement judging by the fact that I can't see the top of this post any more. The reason I've selected the three challenges you see below is fairly simple...these are things that interest me "now". I don't know much about any of them, but feel that if I threw myself into these things, spent a little time researching and getting to know them for who they really are as hobbies...I might just come out of this whole thing a little smarter than the guy writing this today. So, without further adieu, let me explain to you what my three challenges are, and why I've decided to drop kick these puppies over the posts...
"Mic me up" challenge
You guessed it: Public speaking! Sounds ridiculous, but a wise man, and a wise lady, once told me that I should just give it a crack. So...why the hell not? I've spoken in front of people three times in my life now...and you know what...it's pretty awesome when you actually know what the topic is and you've thrown more time into it than you've throw into your own pillow.
I'd like to become a speaker of some sort, and the greatest man of them all once said "Don't bunt. Aim out of the ball park. Aim for the company of immortals.", so Mr.Ogilvy...one day my goal is to stand on the stage of TED and babble my rubbish to hundreds! Or ten if it's a TEDx talk...either way really.
"Unleash the pen" challenge
So, I've actually got a few dorky poems and a couple random stories on a secret website I've decided to make public today due to the fact that writing is now part of my challenge. Yes, it's not the kind of stuff that would make Poe, Elliot, Wilde or Twain jealous, but, it's an atempt at putting thoughts into words that sort of make sense to me at the time. Anyway, over the next three months I hope to write at least one (maybe two) new stories over on that site, and by God...they better be awesome future Riccardo Webb! The idea of writing stories is one thing, but looking at Sarah Kay I can't help think...hey, what's the harm in trying to read those stories out loud? Might even help with the first challenge if the writing isn't too shit.
"Art master" challenge
This one is going to be tricky...the idea to create a work of art within three months. Big ideas, little talent and no knowledge of art what so ever. What chance do I have? Every chance in the world I think. It's art...I could slap a microphone to a bedroom lamp and call it "Light mic" and be hailed as a genius...or an idiot...either way it's mine, and you can't have it.
So, those are my challenges...anything you could do in the next three months?